Below are the two worst job titles in the internet and information technology occupations.
This is my title, and it is pretty ridiculous. Everytime I say it, clouds darken and a clap of thunder rumbles in the background, just to add effect to the stated mastery of the interwebs. Though, I'll admit that when I introduce myself, I try to skirt around my title: "I'm Mike and I finagle the web thingies."
Alternatives that would be just as good: Webwizard, Regional lord of internet serfs.
2. Anything that ends in "Evangelist"
I see this one a lot, especially in my work in higher-ed as people often reference LinkedIn's "Higher Education Evangelist" John Hill.
This isn't a dig on John. From the times I've seen him at conferences, he seems like a really good guy... but his title leaves me thinking we should be in a ramshackle Tennessee church, handling copperheads, and speaking in tongues about how to get your damn LinkedIn profile to 100% complete (...if you have faith you can reach "All-Star" Profile Strength, the venom can't hurt you).
Alternatives that would be just as good: Technomonk, IT Life Coach
Do you have an embarassing title?
Drop a comment and maybe I'll add it to the list. Though as a webmaster, I reserve the right to simply sneer at your suggestions from my throne of discarded PC parts.